hodeo clown

A ho with so much makeup on that she is clown-like.

Bobo’s girlfriend looked like such a hodeo clown with all that makeup caked on.

by HumaneAnimal December 13, 2017

Clown's Kiss

When you go down on a bitch when she's in full menstruation. Your face is clown red after the bloody cunnilingus, thus you've kissed the clown - "Clown's Kiss"

Originating somewhere in latin america (viral vid) translated from "el beso del payaso"

1. Damn man brah, did you bite your lip, or did you just kiss the clown?

2. I inadvertantly gave my bitch a clown's kiss, had no clue she was surfing the satanic wave!

by PapiAlbatroz March 26, 2015

nade clowned

A phrase used in a First Person Shooter game (i.e. Quake 2) when a player repeatedly frags an opponent using grenades only.

lollercaust: I pwn joo newb!

-lollercaust was popped by bloatedface's grenade-

bloatedface: nade clowned nub

by ezbik February 20, 2009

clown map

A map used as a graphic, typically for some sort of publication or academic article, that displays such a ridiculous amount of information the color key for the map makes it look like a clown.

Holy crap, who turned in this assignment for a clown map?

by HiggiD January 14, 2010

Smeeze Clown

noun-

A dirty girl.

One whose intake of man parts exceeds normal expectations.

A.K.A. - Huge Slut
created by Steve M.

Yo that girl i took home last night was a real smeeze clown.

Dude check out that smeeze clown on the corner over there, I can't believe how slutty she is.

by Joefigg May 05, 2010

Clown watch

When you going out to look for the clowns to observe there behavior and see one for yourself despite your hatred and fear of clowns

Yo boys wanna go clown watching and then take a couple tabs of acid and update our tumblers?

by Liam Byrne October 08, 2016

clown dress

That loud, obnoxious and somewhat scary dress your least favorite aunt wears to the family brunch.

Aunt Lillian wore her clown dress again to brunch! What was she thinking?

by JD_Ripper April 07, 2023