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Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023
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Claire

Claire is the life of the party. She always knows how to have a good time even if it means running you over with a golf cart.

When Claire walks into a room you know it’s going to be great ASS time… if you know what I mean

she’s the woman who knows how to read a room and make everyone have a good time.

In conclusion if you have a claire in the group you’re friendship is complete.
Claire is a person you can count on….
by yourassreaks November 19, 2022
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Claire

Claire is funny, kind, passionate, and empathetic. She is one of the prettiest girls you will ever find. She may not think that about herself, but you should show her that it’s true. Claire has multiple talents, which she chooses to hide most of the time. Claire is an introvert, but she’s also a loud and energetic person. Claire can be shy at first, but then once you get to know her, she expresses how she truly is. Claire can seem innocent, but she will not hesitate to protect those that she loves. If you are lucky, and you end up dating a Claire, cherish that. She’s a hard one to catch, and she’ll always have her mind on that one person. Hold onto this one!
anon: claire?
claire: yes?
anon: will you go to hoco with me?
claire: sorry.. I like someone else..
by anonymousfigggure November 20, 2021
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Claire

Claire’s are Beautiful people and usually have a lot of personality. They are very fit and active people which usually means they tend to do a lot of sports. They have a great sense of humor and love to make other people laugh. Even though they love to make other people smile if you get on there bad side they’re not afraid to give you peace of mind.
Person 1: have you met Claire yet she’s the funniest person ever

Person 2: I haven’t met her but I saw her playing soccer a few days ago
by Harry the flying elephant July 21, 2021
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Claire

She's an amazing friend who nobody treats right. most everything she does is in the interest of others. but hardly anyone returns it. and quite often neglects her. but no matter what happens she'll still love you when you come back asking to be her friend again. cause that's just who she is. a really kind person
Claire: Hey we haven't talked in a while
friend: Yeah I know I'm sorry I'm a terrible friend
Claire:It's ok
by HQSs MCCDfN March 20, 2022
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Claire Bear

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.
This is to my Best Friend. Ilysm Claire Bear, Happy 5 year anniversary Bestie! xx
by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020
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Claire Shellerk

Dang Claire Shellerk got some new shells!
Bro really? Let me see
by The Girl That Posts April 29, 2022
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