a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia!
by burntcanoli69 February 07, 2015
by Rryeah November 19, 2019
by Dave from Manchester October 03, 2008
A nickname given to an stupid person. A person who is so stupid there’s really no explanation of how one could be so dumb. A person who can be given any command or request and do it completely wrong seconds later, and usually look like a major idiot in front of people and break anything out in front of him no matter how important or expensive it is.
You know that guy is so stupid? I asked him to make a right turn and he went left.
That guy really is a burnt isn’t he
That guy really is a burnt isn’t he
by Ronald drunk February 16, 2020
by blondegirlincali October 10, 2020
by bo_edgy January 15, 2018
"Cam can we go to your place after this blunt"
"Nah my parents are home"
"It's good I have eyedrops"
"Yea but we smell burnt as fuck"
"Nah my parents are home"
"It's good I have eyedrops"
"Yea but we smell burnt as fuck"
by Heptone December 10, 2015