Dragging Gnar Bikes

Riding a downhill mountain bike with full suspension down a hill very rapidly, into large sums of roost and loamy soil formations. May also include riding over large rocks and slimy roots at mach10.
''Is anyone going dragging gnar bikes down some hills tomorrow?
by rocksandroots June 28, 2011
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Rides a girl's bike

One who sucks at life is said to "ride a girl's bike"
That Harrison kid is a real tool with no friends. He obviously rides a girl's bike.
by trillonline.com November 21, 2002
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Polish Bike Ride

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he grips her waist,lifts his feet and starts kicking her in the breasts.
I gave my wife a polish bike ride. now she has brusies all over her tits.
by Trevor November 13, 2004
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Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
by Another Anon February 04, 2006
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Bike/Horse Rule

A principle invoked when urging someone to persevere despite initial failure, which fully stated is: "You don't need me to remind you, when things don't go well the first time, try again." So named because it is drawn from two familiar premises: (a) persevering is like riding a bike, you never forget how, and (b) when you fall off a horse, you get right back on and give it another go.
My nephew just failed the bar a second time and was ready to hang it up, but I reminded him of the Bike/Horse Rule and told him to sign up for the thing again, he'll get it.
by FitofPeak2 February 17, 2022
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bike her tits

When your motorboat goes wrong and she ends up giving you a titwank and facial.
The hott cheese girl at ASDA got laid yesterday, she let me bike her tits.
by GoodOldMeth August 07, 2015
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Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex
by Race ready cycle September 16, 2020
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