DMZ anus

The time period after a huge shit where it is near impossible to sit down

Loren: I knew I couldn't have leftover Chipotle for breakfast. I'll have DMZ anus until tomorrow

by dankest of teh dank February 6, 2015

Anus Burger

Slang derived from McDonalds' "Angus Burger".

Guy: Hey, you wanna get an Anus Burger?
Girl: What the fuck are you talking about?
Guy:... Its the cool way of saying Angus Burger.
Girl: You are weird... But, sure I could go for one.

by J-48273 September 11, 2009

anus oreo

when a white guy bangs a black guy in the ass and the black guy's asshole fills semen, thus the black guy's two ass cheeks are like the cookies and the white guy's asshole and ass crack are like the cream

Lenny gave Carl an anus oreo for their 20th anniversary then Homer proceeded to eat it.

by debomb January 30, 2010

Anus Clown

When a clown doesn't even have a face, its just an anus.

Instead of fucking a girl, I fucked an Anus Clown up the anus.

I saw this Anus Clown pooping.

by Cum guL November 25, 2006

Garlic and Anus

Penis and Testicles.

Donato's Penis Room And Grill, Featuring: GARLIC AND ANUS

by Biotech is godzilla November 15, 2004

anus fondler

one who fondles with the anus

Matt is totally an anus fondler, he fondeled with July's anus all night long, causing a pink sock

by boomkablamo April 28, 2006

Anus Pimple

A Big fat pimple on the buttox or anus, very itchy and anoying.

After having sex suzzy commented to her girl firends that her boyfriend has many anus pimples

by Jett son October 17, 2006