sphincter cut

Any variety of trendy hairstyles that actually resemble a big poop log right after being pinched off. Fohawks and the like are prime examples of sphincter cuts.

Chaz walked into the hair salon, collar popped, scarf carefully messy, and asked for the "fauxhawk" confidently as he winked at the cute hairstylist. The hairstylist then rolled her eyes and muttered "sphincter cut, huh...fag"

by bunthole June 21, 2011

jaw cut

Jaw Cut
Like a paper cut, but only when you touch J-Hope's jawline.

"Taehyung got a 'jaw cut' during the European Tour."

by OPPA_BTS December 12, 2017

cut it in three

the act of fucking a sandwich to completion

“i got so horny while eating my sandwich today, i had to cut it in three”

by dracshaft December 25, 2022

slow cut

A perceived 'short cut' that turns out to take longer than normal route(s) or mean(s).

Wife: Why are we going down this road?
Me: It'll be quicker.
Wife: This better not be another one of your slow cuts!

by Unspellable December 5, 2007

Love in the Cut

A love relationship that occurs from an unlikey origin and between two people from very different backgrounds that hook up for long term or for life.

I found love in the cut when I traveled to a remote Peruvian village and met my soulmate.

by Love in the Cut August 31, 2018

cut to the quick

to hurt deeply, usually in an emotional way. References the quick of a fingernail or claw and the pain that results when the nail is cut back too far and usually bleeds

Susie Mae's stealin' my boyfriend/brother just plain cut to the quick.

by Walking Colloquialism April 1, 2004

cut the malarkey

cease the horseplay now

Sean cut the malarkey

by Seanne October 1, 2006