n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.
by Nate Clements April 06, 2008
Dan: "hey Steve wanna borrow my hat?"
Steve: "what for?"
Dan: "Becuase it looks like you need to go and fuck a hat!"
Steve: "what for?"
Dan: "Becuase it looks like you need to go and fuck a hat!"
by Nars Boi! July 23, 2017
I've missed the bus again!!! Shi-hats!
by theRealSheep February 03, 2005
The long jeri-curled very black cop in the movie bulletproof, see struck match for a further description.
U-cop-"Freeze!"
Jeri-curl-"You're under arrest!"
Keets-"You're breakin' my arm Miles Davis!"
Jeri-curl-"Fuckin' pussy!"
Keets-"What are you and the black in the hat doin' folliwing me around anyway?"
Jeri-curl-"We was just in the neighborhood."
Keets-"Anyone ever told you you look like a struck match?"
Jeri-curl-"You're under arrest!"
Keets-"You're breakin' my arm Miles Davis!"
Jeri-curl-"Fuckin' pussy!"
Keets-"What are you and the black in the hat doin' folliwing me around anyway?"
Jeri-curl-"We was just in the neighborhood."
Keets-"Anyone ever told you you look like a struck match?"
by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift June 28, 2005
Man that guy is an "Arse Hat" he is clearly talking out of his arse and has no clue of what he is talking about.
by BeauJean August 01, 2018
Neoprene hat used in water sports to keep your head warm. So called because it makes you look like a gimp
by Bobisdabest May 22, 2005
A condom. Great word to use when asking a guy if he has a condom and you don't want the chick that you about to shack up with to know what you're talking about.
James put on a jimmy hat before he his girlfriend jumped on for the ride of her life.
Scott took off his jimmy hat before he skeet skeet skeeted all over her g-unit.
Scott took off his jimmy hat before he skeet skeet skeeted all over her g-unit.
by Kyle J. P. May 26, 2006