Flat ting

Definition: flat ting is a girl who has no ass or tits maybe a nice face!

Jeff: eeeeeeeee your girls a flat ting wit no ass

Jimbob: ......

by Description of girls January 13, 2017

ten flat

The act of flatuating consistantly for ten seconds whilst producing a constant sound resembling that of bass.

As PJ asked Stacey to the movies, he panicked; the ensuing ten flat ruined what remaining chances he had to date Stacey that night.

by deathsythe22 March 13, 2009

Flat earther

Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.

by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021

The Flat Tire

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.

The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)

by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017

Flat earther

Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.

Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook

by Atnedr May 17, 2021

Flat rat

The people not good enough to live in the Jew neighborhoods of Woodbridge. Prime example: Saldi Hyska

Saldi is a fuckin flat rat

by Westieaboutit May 6, 2017

The Alabama Flats

When an Alabamian family has incest so much that their family tree becomes a straight line. Also known as a "Wood Knocker."

"We got our ancestry results back, but that thing looked like the Alabama Flats!"

by YeeterMcSkeeter February 8, 2019