rascal tail

a nickname for a cat, raccoon, dog, ferret or any other four legged creature.

Hey there, you little rascal tail. Come here my little chipchip.

by MURF MAN March 24, 2009

Thailand

China's Mexico

Person A: "Hey, I was kinda thinking of going to Thailand for my wedding."

Person B: "Just go to Mexico, same shit, but you know, Asian."

by Daniladi13 July 25, 2010

Tail Gunner

See Butt Pirate.

Man I would have never taken this job if I had known I had to work with these Tail Gunners.

by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003

Tailor Made

A man who is willing to give up his manliness/ or be emasculated in order to pursue a girl he is in love with. The name originates from the popular reality T.V series "I love new York" Season 2. Whose winner (Tailor Made) was the definition a class "A" pussy who enjoyed being willingly controlled by the woman we have come to know as "New York"

Dude I think ill just stay at home with my girl tonite, she doesnt like me going out all the time.

Stop being such a Tailor Made

by Beastman5489 March 21, 2008

Thailand Whammy

A chick takes a frozen fish and lodges it inside of her pussy as the guy bends her over and slides an eel up into her anus and then proceeds to fuck her anus.

It was my miss fortune to notice the chick in my roomate's bed trying the Thailand Whammy by herself and a wall mounted dildo.

by Nixxeed November 1, 2010

Tailor

A normally cute girl who's weird and not afraid to admit it. She has only a few friends due to the fact that she doesn't like many people. She's a great dancer and loves to show it off. A Tailor usually hates the color pink and doesn't understand why the color even exists because it's completely horrible in her opinion. Reading is one of the many things a Tailor enjoys doing in her free time. She is a great artist but never talks about it. A Tailor has an extremely hard time with boys and does know how to accept a complement.

"That girl is beautiful!"
"Yeah, but don't tell her that. She's a Tailor"

by perpetrator the great February 28, 2016

tail nail

Common euphamism for anal sex. Usually Male on Female.

I totally tail nailed Lauren last night!

by Mystro1974 June 11, 2006