tall glass of emo depression

Someone who is tall, wears black a lot, and is depressed
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by Lward19 December 14, 2018
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Tall-Neck-Hop-Hop

Someone who is in love with the sport cricket and is a llama. Their school class may call them a tall neck hop hop because of the insect - a cricket - and them being a llama.
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P.S this is a inside joke, nobody will get it so don't to be call if calling someone this. It could get bad.
That Person is such a Tall-Neck-Hop-Hop
by XxTaxne February 04, 2018
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Tall man

When you don’t know what to say to insult someone so you say they’re a tall man
by Gingery man unit December 31, 2020
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Tall Law

Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.

If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.
“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”
by YokoOhNo October 07, 2020
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tall tales

Tall tales are manlet cope, also known as short stories and leprechaun lies. Invariably expressed to you from far below by little voices, goin' peep, peep, peep, tellin' great big lies in their hissy fit manletspeak while wearing platform shoes on their nasty, little feet - just lol at tall tales telling short people 'round here. The content of tall tales often includes but is not limited to: manlet mathematics and guy height relating to the microscopic manlet's ludicrously ladylike and dwarfishly diminutive height, small man syndrome manlet rage-induced halfling half-truths about how the silly manlet boy could totally fight against a towering manmore and how the minuscule midget manlet definitely wouldn't immediately pass out and girlishly pee his pipsqueak, pint-sized, peewee pants, as well as massively delusional manlet cope about how the subhumanly stunted Oompa Loompa Ewok manlet is actually a happy hobbit because clothes cost less in the children's section and that he can convincingly cross-dress and pass as a women whenever the petite and effeminate sissy manlet desires to do so in order to turn tricks to afford his daily fix of step stools and booster seats (especially since he has a closet full of high heels at home anyway). Short people got no reason. Manlets rise up!
Allison: Manlet detected. Isn't that the tall tales telling turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Toxic Homunculus" Howard over there? Maria: Damn, I forgot my magnifying glass! Let's have a closer look. Allison: Oh, it's just a particularly petite garden gnome! Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 01, 2024
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tall stall

Location of a urinal in restroom where you stand up to pee. Opposite of short stall where you sit down on toilet.
Text: Standing at tall stall rn
by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022
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I cat tall the dark 16

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16
by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021
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