The fucked up place where teachers rot your brain with Algebra, Science and all the other classes that make you gag.
T: Remember to memorize page one through one hundred in your school textbook!
S: there goes another brain cell
S: there goes another brain cell
by Mr.Cookiez64 January 21, 2015
Get the Schoolmug. In Less Words, A Fucking Madhouse In More Words, A Torture chamber where you stay 7 or 6 hours with nothing but cold ,hard books. You can get bullied rejected and such. when I go to school I know I'm going to have a horrible day
Jim: Hey...Uhh Nate
Nate: Yea?
Jim: gtg mum said I had to turn off me ps4 see ya at school
Nate: Sure mate, see ya
Nate: Yea?
Jim: gtg mum said I had to turn off me ps4 see ya at school
Nate: Sure mate, see ya
by Shrektaculous February 10, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. Commonly known as 'prison', school is where people (and fish) learn bad things.
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
For example; dating, pickpocketing, bullying, vandalism, scrapping pens in detention, gossiping, smooching, pranking, video games, cheating, throwing crumpled pieces of paper at your 69-year-old teacher, social media, hitting people with a bible and screaming 'Infidel', make shitty friends, make mortal enemies, cockblocks, hitting people with balls, make shitty mortal frienemies, people talking about you behind your back, people talking about you in front of your face, piss all over the toilets, blood cults, love incantations, get an F- on your tests, graduate, staring at your hot teachers thinking that they were a pornstar, WAITING IN THE CANTEEN WHICH IS POINTLESS BECAUSE ITS GONNA TAKE A FUCKING ETERNITY IF YOU COME LATE. That'a lotta examples.
There are also these things called 'subjects' that you need to 'learn' because the fucking curriculum says so
1. Math 2. Science 3. Art 4. Engrish 5. Cooking hot memes 6. Physical and Mental education 7. Humantitties/History
8. And there's probably more that I missed so yeah
The most boring of them all is... drum roll
Maths. Duh. Someone probably got math's definition in this dictionary so get the fuck over there if you want it
"Man I wanna go back to school and be young again."
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
"Did you just say school?"
VIETNAMESE FLASHBACKS
by TotallynotAvian69420 October 13, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. School is usually a big building where kids go to learn from a teacher they have different subject like math Science gym and much more they usually have two breaks to eat recess and lunch School is five days a week Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday and then they have A two day break Saturday and Sunday School can be difficult like having to take a test/exam School isn’t just for kids you need to go to school for a lot of jobs because they need you to know everything about that job
by Pessy.11 April 6, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. Hell on Earth: there is a disgusting mess of a human that is probably over the age of 90 controlling this despicable place. You are forced into physical labour by calculating how many oranges Sam has. You get boulders thrown at you and you are supposed so dodge them, only you'll get purposely hit in the face by them because your teacher wants you dead. Also, any room you enter is controlled by this nasty girl called HIV and her army of paedophile drama teachers.
by soap suds in my soda March 14, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. The biggest waste of time that people use as an excuse not to hire you for a job. I’ll never use anything I learned in school in life except addition subtraction division multiplication other than that not shit if u are thinking about dropping out go for it why not
by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019
Get the Schoolmug.