cum swamp

a pond in a forest where men meet up to have gay sex.

I met Jim at the cum swamp

by soutnich066 November 20, 2013

Swamp Ass

the sweating of your butt after a long day of work.

It's been 5 hours I'm starting to get swamp ass.

by TortillaLover September 4, 2015

Swamp beaver

A Swamp Beaver is a vagina that hasn't been cleaned for several days in high heat and humidity. Several different types of flora and fauna have been known to thrive in this environment.

Jesus Jessica, my baunch has gone full Swamp Beaver in this heat!

by Thrasherff August 29, 2017

Swamp Donkey

A Democrat deeply rooted in dirty or underhanded Washington DC politics.

Did you see that new Democratic Congresswoman?
Yeah... I hope she doesn't end up being a swamp donkey...

by PhoenixAscendant April 2, 2019

swamp puss

When a female has no showered and does not take care of her vag, causing it to smell and contact diseases.

Omg Karley smells pretty bad, I think she has swamp puss.

by Dewskilover March 14, 2019

swamp porn

Swamp porn is when a person has swamp ass and is receiving anal copulation after eating four filet'O'fish sandwiches with extra tarter. The sadness and self-loathing congeal into a rather frothy lubricant. The grainy, mid-2000's cell phone quality video, will only be sexy as a thumbnail. Once you click this, you immediately regret being able to see this horrifying display of hatelove.

I can't believe you can only get off to swamp porn, that disgusting display.

by Fattymagoo October 21, 2017

Swamp Ass

A common description of the weather in Southern Georgia, particularly Valdosta, in the American South, in the southeastern United States

My brother was explaining the humidity in Valdosta, Georgia and said "'Have you ever heard of 'swamp ass'?

by 88mphsss July 29, 2011