Roadie Dave - is that one friend that has an alternate personality when her/she gets drunk. Their aggression is usually sexual in nature. They tend to yell and scream obscenities.
Roadie Dave: I'm gonna get you (while seductively running his or her fingers over their lips and/or nipples)
Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!
Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )
Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!
Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )
by Fudgie June 29, 2017

When somebody takes a bong hit that is really quick and still gets a ton of smoke. Usually performed by ripping the bong extremely hard but only for a second and a half.
by Davey from the Navy March 8, 2010

Chris: You know who else has red hair and snores like a motorcycle
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!
I love Dave's Mom
Mango: Who?
Chris: DAVE'S MOM!!!!
I love Dave's Mom
by MangoDefines May 3, 2022

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010

The owner of this music school is such a dave simon. These drums are only being held together by duct-tape!
by Dave Simon April 12, 2017

Coded reference to methamphetamine. Hidden derivative of the word spracked. A name to use in sensitive areas when looking for meth.
by WillyV November 16, 2007
