The shaq surprise aka The slippery Shaquille is a move performed by the male in the relationship where they bend you over and give the old fashioned wrap around.
Ayoooo shalisa didn't big hommie come over to da crib last night. Hell yeah he slipped me the shaq surprise and afterwards I was shaq shocked
by Chunky chungus October 24, 2020
Get the Shaq Surprisemug. The Captain’s Surprise: Sneaking three fingers in the asshole while wearing a captains hat and blowing an airhorn.
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
“He gave me the Captains surprise on our second date at the marina.”
by Jamsandwich1 May 31, 2023
Get the The Captain’s Surprisemug. by GC BLAKK October 9, 2008
Get the Cocoa Surprisemug. by Teapot2 July 25, 2014
Get the Bukkake Surprisemug. by CAopey October 6, 2010
Get the aqua surprisemug. When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016
Get the Sunflower Surprisemug. Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!
by napalm3191 October 19, 2014
Get the confetti surprisemug.