Love-Stalker

An obj. which stalks the sub. of their love when sub. does not consider obj. a human being.

Obj.: Why don't you let me kiss the ground under your feet?!
Sub.: I feel sorry for it.
or
Obj.:Why don't you look at me?
Sub.: I am trying to avoid a mercy killing and now stop you Love-Stalker.

by HeinButz May 1, 2009

Stalker

A small and annoying mexican twat who strives to be exactly like his one and only master, hydrochu. Often found in local brothels sucking large amounts of penis.

To stalker, To want to be like hydro.
To stalker, To such alot of man penis.

by dogbadge April 7, 2003

straker

A person who is a strake, or possesses the capabilities of a strake or being a strake.

What a straker.

by TheWorder12 November 30, 2011

Stalker

to own luke the penix

to pwn luke the penix

by goatsebadge April 7, 2003

stalker

Man or women who is attracted to you in the creepiest way.
Could do all of the below:

. Find every single bit of information there is about you on Facebook
. Stare at you with a creepy smile every second of the day
. You may find them standing outside your window
. Usually someone very unattractive
. They will appear at every restaurant/café you go to
. Will drool whenever looking at you

CAUTION: If you come across a stalker, take three steps back and run.

Guy 1: Dude, I think the new girl's a stalker...

Guy 2: *gasps* I'll book you a ticket to Africa. Pack your bags... QUICK!

by Poodam September 19, 2015

Stalker

A person who Google you until they can find contact information

Im a stalker... i searched him by using Google to find him

by Meow12399 March 15, 2016

Choad stalker

A person who loves choad, and will do anything to get it!

"Hey man i'm not a weirdo, i'm a choad stalker. Theres a difference"

-"Yea, right......."

by Trevor McDonald May 15, 2006