stratejizz

(V) The act of preemptively masturbating in pursuit of post-nut clarity.

To purposefully find the answer to a complex question or scenario through post-nut clarity.

Glad I decided to stratejizz instead of strategize... as soon as I achieved post-nut nirvana, the answer was clear!

by Jacques De Gatineau May 10, 2021

Strategy call

What Chris Cuomo has with his brother Andrew Cuomo to help Andrew with ufap

Why does Andrew Cuomo need a strategy call from his brother anyway? Doesn't he have more competent lawyers than ChrisCuomo?

by Sexydimma May 23, 2021

Strategic Stratege

A genius, unorthodox strategy, typically used to bamboozle an enemy in combat. Can also be used as a general term for a smart plan.

Well he's bloody gone and done it, he's pulled out a strategic stratege!

by pareppa July 15, 2021

Strat

short for strategy
to "run a strat" or "use a strat" means to implement a particular strategy

I used this new strat that was super effective.

by FuzzyNovaGoblin July 30, 2021

Strat strat

The kind of text message that sends you to urban dictionary to decipher

Last night that chicka sent me some strat strat. I have no idea what she was trying to say.

by Redman73 August 9, 2021

strategic

the process of patient planning to get into those panties.

I am strategicly planning to bang the shit outta that cutie at the bar.

by always hopeful August 20, 2021

strat

a hoe

“ bro dont cuff that bitch she a strat”

by seedolations September 30, 2021