Two night stand

Spending more than one night with someone who makes your toes curl

That girl is definitely a two night stand

by Celeryexpert October 26, 2014

blow this popsicle stand

a)If something is boring and you want to leave you say that.
b)Give blow jobs to multiple people.

this is fucking boring, let's blow this popsicle stand

by cass_4 May 02, 2006

Hoosier Stand Off

When two or more drivers come to a 3-way or 4-way stop and can't decide who should proceed first, so they sit there and stare or wave at eachother to go, wasting a lot of time. The proper way to yield to other vehicles at 3 or 4 way stop signs is spelled out in Indiana law, but apparently everyone is too stupid/high on meth to understand.

Jamie the college student and Earl the hoosier made me wait 73 seconds while they had a hoosier stand off deciding which one of them should drive through the intersection first.

by Ih8rednecks June 28, 2006

standing someone up

when you have plans with some one and they blow you off or bail on you.

Kayla was going to hang out but she decided on standing someone up.

by in the name of ted August 27, 2015

Cuddle Night Stand

When two people have a one night stand, but instead of having sexual intercourse, the couple simply cuddles with each other.
Sleeping with someone for one night without having sex.

Doyle is such a loser. He can't get laid, so he has to resort to cuddle night stands in order to get close to a female.

I was too tired to bang her, so we had a cuddle night stand.

by LordLancifer October 18, 2010

Ukrainian Stand Off

The game of two men taking hold of each others meat sticks in their writing hand whilst whispering sexual references to one another. The looser is the male who becomes erect in the others hand first.

“Excuse me sir, would you like to join me on the beach to engage in a Ukrainian Stand off?”

“You’re dam right I do, let me just put down my earl grey and take hold of that sword”

…….

“This morning i challenged my postman to a Ukrainian Stand off…….whispered sweet nothings about his sister and had him bulging in 60 seconds”

by Malta tribe September 11, 2023

aim-night stand

when you are chatting with only one person (usually on aim, can be on other chats) & you are staying online for just them & they go offline randomly

girl 1: i had an aim-night stand with aj las nite?"
girl2: who left?
girl 1: i did haha

by edipPhillygrrl September 17, 2009