spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.

"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.

Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.

by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025

Universal Spunk

- a band from outer space.

"Did you see the bassist for Universal Spunk?"
said Samson,"Yeah, he's like an alien..."

by Mr. Rainbow August 21, 2008

Spunk Dump

Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.

I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.

by KaySee101 March 7, 2018

Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan

The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.

by WettyRats March 9, 2023

Spunk-bubble

The tip of the condom, that stops or gets in the semens‘ way.

Call someone whos in the way or slowing you down a spunk bubble

“Move the fuck out of the way you grotty little spunk-bubble”

“speed the fuck up you slow, decrepit, dry old spunk-bubble i’m in a rush”

by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023

spunk chamber

The habitat of the teenage male that is complete with internet access, Vaseline and tissues.

Haven't seen Johnny today...
I think he's just discovered Brazzers.com, so he probably won't be out of the spunk chamber for a while.

by oneofthebiggest May 26, 2014