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spunk salad

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018
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spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.
Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.
by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025
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Universal Spunk

"Did you see the bassist for Universal Spunk?"
said Samson,"Yeah, he's like an alien..."
by Mr. Rainbow August 21, 2008
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Spunk Dump

Verb. Take a spunk dump. Shoot a load out my dickhole.
I asked wifey if I could take a spunk dump on her titties just like I saw in a porn video while she was in the shower. She said maybe.
by KaySee101 March 7, 2018
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Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan
The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.
by WettyRats March 9, 2023
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Spunk-bubble

The tip of the condom, that stops or gets in the semens‘ way.

Call someone whos in the way or slowing you down a spunk bubble
“Move the fuck out of the way you grotty little spunk-bubble”

“speed the fuck up you slow, decrepit, dry old spunk-bubble i’m in a rush”
by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023
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spunk chamber

The habitat of the teenage male that is complete with internet access, Vaseline and tissues.
Haven't seen Johnny today...
I think he's just discovered Brazzers.com, so he probably won't be out of the spunk chamber for a while.
by oneofthebiggest May 26, 2014
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