Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!

Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.

by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021

Spoon in the Road

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood

"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"

by EMF0X June 7, 2018

Verbal Spoon

An intense deep and meaningful conversation that has the emotional equivalent to an intimate spooning session.

M81: that was a great chat!

M82: yeah, best verbal spoon I've had in ages!

by Zing111 July 4, 2016

Spoon tick

A small balled up piece of cotton, usually found on a spoon or other device that has been used to inject illegal drugs. The cotton ball is used as a filter after a drug has been cooked in a spoon. It is dropped into the bowl of the spoon to strain the liquid and weed out any chunks of impurities that have not melted. The needle and syringe then extract the liquid through the cotton filter to inject. Leftover balls of cotton are sometimes hoarded by the drug user for later use, or to swallow when desperate for a high.

Amy is at it again, her drawer was filed with spoon ticks again.

by YepShesCrazy October 31, 2018

Spoon Bang

When you're too ashamed to look the person you're banging in the eye. The modern day paper bag.

"She's not that cute but I would spoon bang her." - Guy

by a-lex May 16, 2014

spoon chain

A long line of people spooning each other.

Last night at Kellie's scary movie party we had the longest spoon chain ever. We are going for the longest spoon chain yet at the snuggle party next week. Spoon chain!

by kate17 December 12, 2013

The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.

A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!

by Web* October 28, 2018