The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.

A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!

by Web* October 28, 2018

Savage Spooning

An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.

Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.

by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019

Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!

Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.

by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021

spoon whore

Will spoon anyone. Anytime. For any reason.

Chrissy said she is a spoon whore and I believe it

by Katyladey August 16, 2016

Spoon tick

A small balled up piece of cotton, usually found on a spoon or other device that has been used to inject illegal drugs. The cotton ball is used as a filter after a drug has been cooked in a spoon. It is dropped into the bowl of the spoon to strain the liquid and weed out any chunks of impurities that have not melted. The needle and syringe then extract the liquid through the cotton filter to inject. Leftover balls of cotton are sometimes hoarded by the drug user for later use, or to swallow when desperate for a high.

Amy is at it again, her drawer was filed with spoon ticks again.

by YepShesCrazy October 31, 2018

Dookie Spoon

The utensil used to remove fecal matter from the rectum of someone severely constipated.

Because no one in the trailer park had ever heard of an enema, Lloyd was forced to use the dookie spoon on his 500lb mother when it became clear there was no way a turd that large was going to pass through her rectum unaided.

by alie oop May 21, 2012

There's me spoon

Interchangeable with "pardon me"

If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.

*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"

by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011