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spong

Spong IPA: spɒŋis an antiqated term describing the miasma that emanates from a parasite infested bootyhole. Common endoparasites taking up residence in the bootyhole environment can include various species of helminths and nematodes, the generators of spong. Being somewhat cursed in its nature, spong will easily impregnate porous surfaces like silicone and form an intricate biofilm matrix throughout. It can also be used as a verb. If the host of said parasites engages in behaviours which further spread the spong, it can be said they have been “sponging” spɒŋɪŋ or that they have “sponged” spɒŋd a person, object, or region
“As soon as she took off her panties, I started to feel dizzy and nauseous… I instantly remembered that time you warned me about the dangers of spong, thanks man, you probably saved my life”



“I went over to this chick’s apartment and she’s washing her silicone butt plug in the kitchen sink! I hope she doesn’t have parasites living in her bootyhole, or she would have sponged all her housemates!”

“The CIA operates several psyops preventing public awareness of spong”
by Vendswifty March 10, 2024
mugGet the spongmug.

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE
Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”
by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023
mugGet the Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)mug.

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014
mugGet the Beer Spongemug.

academic sponge

Someone who soaks up information but never really understands it. Information is squeezed out at the end of term.
Most students these days are academic sponge's.
by Chase Stanley August 16, 2014
mugGet the academic spongemug.

spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.
That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!
by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017
mugGet the spong mincermug.

sponge it

To not hedge your risk; a universal finance term oftenly used by traders to inform salespeople to absorb the risk and do nothing. Also a code word that signals it is time to panic.
"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait...what is he talking about? Is he calling me useless? I'm too afraid to ask...yup I'm screwed."
by Moyka July 17, 2017
mugGet the sponge itmug.

Spong

halli is a fucking “spong”
by Rj696951718 March 22, 2023
mugGet the Spongmug.

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