banana split

When you fucking a girl on her period, make a bloody mess, pull out, start titty fuckiner her, cum in her face, and then shit on here stomach creating a banana split.

It took me a couple seconds to shit on her but I made my banana split.

by Jimbostank May 13, 2006

Split End

When ones penis has "split".

"Oh shit. Ive got a split end after fucking your maws face last nite"

by Cheesey the Monk May 13, 2005

lickety-split

when you sre riding skatebord and one foot comes off but your body keeps moving until your in split possition

ohh! shit you just got your sack fucked up on that lickety-split

by alex May 13, 2005

split the red sea

to have sex with a girl on her period

Guy 1: i just split the red sea

Guy 2: cool

by Paddy_Mac March 24, 2011

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 5, 2014

split your wig

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.

Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

Rudy Bananas Splits

The headline in all of the major newspapers when Rudy Giuliani defects to Moscow to live next door to Edward Snowden.

I thought I was dreaming when I woke up and read the shocking headline, “Rudy Bananas Splits.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019