soggy crouton

The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"

I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.

by FittyTucker July 12, 2016

Soggy Breeze-Block

When a womans vagina is so cold and damn that it creates a draft/breeze with every thrust.

Person: Fucked Zoe last night, she had a right Soggy Breeze-Block, i couldn't keep a stiffy!

by Broseidon August 11, 2016

soggy dark

Soggy Dark is extremely similar to soggy cookie, or soggy bread, in which multiple people sit in a circle, while in the middle sits dark, they all masturbate and the one who cums last on dark loses.
The loser drinks the cum.

Hey.. You wanna try Soggy Dark?

by DarkieBoy January 5, 2017

Soggy moth

Someone who has a particular soggy lower 'lip'

"She's a bit of a soggy moth"

by boopnoopboop January 11, 2017

Soggy Marie

A game I always wanted to play at school. A group of guys stand around a Marie biscuit and jerk off. The last guy to jizz on the biscuit has to eat it.

"Why eat a biscuit when you can have a Soggy Marie"

by Stoff250180 January 25, 2017

soggy nuggs

The wet residue on the outside of a McDonald's chicken nugget when two nuggets get stuck together and pulled apart

At McDonald's the worst you can get is some soggy nuggs

by Tonald Dump January 28, 2017

soggy trump

when a group of guys and girls play with themselves until soemone screams pussy and shits themselves .

wanna come over so we can get in bed and do some soggy trump

by Soggy Trump 586- 687-5467 February 15, 2017