Sleeping Jesus

1. Inexpensive drug popular with youth consisting predominantly of acetaminophen (common pain reliever sold under the trade name Tylenol) and diphenhydramine (common antihistamine and sleep aid sold under the trade name Benadryl), but also containing a small amount (2-7%) of black tar heroin. Also known as cheese.

2. Individual either not paying attention to what they're doing or moving very slowly in performing some action.

1. "Hey man, try a hit of this Sleeping Jesus."

2. "I'd be there already if only sleeping Jesus here would stop driving 5 miles per hour and get going!"

by Consiglieri July 20, 2008

sleeving

The act of killing a squirel or other small animal. wile still warm, skining it and mastrabating with the warm fresh skin wile grasping the animals hide.

"he is sleeving that squirel for his own pleasure".

by 425(LRS) May 22, 2009

Sleeching

a cross between watching something and sleeping

I dont remember much of the movie cuz i was sleeching.

by bigboyblackcock September 4, 2011

Sleeping Dragon

When a person lights a fart on fire over someones nose while there sleeping.

Attempt the Sleeping Dragon when the time is right

by Fun Times in South Africa January 19, 2010

Sleeping Houdini

When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face

Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!

by BIG G! November 5, 2007

Sweeping under the carpet

When you have a crush on someone that you say you don’t have a crush on them anymore

Migo is sweeping under the carpet

by Herombe is obamas father June 10, 2018

SleepingBear

1. A sleeping member of the Ursus family.

2. A writer of wonderful Ranma 1/2 fanfiction.

1. Look at that sleeping bear! Don't wake it up!

2. SleepingBear, that was a great fic! Write more, soon!

by FoxPaw November 17, 2004