Excrete The Skeet

The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.

by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

skeet fight

The act of a group of people fill balloons up with cum and throw them at each other

Let's go have a skeet fight

by bigj7777 January 05, 2011

skeet blanket

a blanket a man uses to jack off into

hang on, let me go get my skeet blanket

by tucker1995 August 01, 2018

skeet surprise

When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.

Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.

by Skeet surprise March 30, 2016

skeet wrap

another word for condom

damn, I think we're gonna need a skeet wrap for that.

by lualualua December 01, 2006

Skeet mouth

Usually a boy or girl who seem to always have white stuff around there mouth that looks like semen.

Girl: hey did you see the white stuff around michael's face.

Boy: ha yeah from now on we should call him skeet mouth

by _the_real_MVP_ February 19, 2016

Tree Skeet

-noun
The pollen (jizz) that is released from trees to propagate it's species. This same pollen (jizz) is what millions of people are allergic too.

Dude, why are your eyes all red, and your nose running, and why do you keep sneezing?

Man, it's all this tree skeet in the air.

by rockwidit04 May 30, 2011