sitting on a couch

getting baked, under the influence of marjiuana

Hey, what'd you do last night?
Oh, I was sitting on a couch

by leeloo2221 March 8, 2008

Sirty

Silly + Dirty = Sirty

She's a sirty girl - crazy/funny, but with a dirty mind

by sirty October 27, 2008

Cake sitting

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Lady Gaga to perform a well publicized cake sitting next.

Jennifer: Cake sitting sounds like fun indeed; I may sit on my own cake on my upcoming birthday (which you forgot about).

by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010

shitty kitty

"Shitty kitty" is a nickname for the USS Kitty Hawk, the only remaining conventionally-powered aircraft carrier in the U.S. Navy. Currently the second oldest ship in the Navy (after the USS Constitution), the Kitty Hawk has seen better days and is due to be decomissioned at the beginning of 2009.

"Did you see that aircraft carrier come into port the other day?"

"Yeah, that was the Shitty Kitty coming back from Japan."

by Millard Killmore October 11, 2008

Rip a Shitty

To fart. Can be applied to a shart or hershey squirt.

Man, after eating all those tacos last night, I was ripping shitties all the way back to my house.

Man, I got to rip a shitty.

by Atomism July 6, 2009

shittypants switchypants

The act begins with two lovers each individually shitting their pants. They then remove and trade pants, quickly putting on the others' steaming shitty pants. This is followed by an extended period of dry humping.

Burt: Yo dude, I owe you a new pair of pants.
Will: Why what happened?
Burt: Last night me and that stripper I brought home played shittypants switchypants with your new jeans.
Will: Dickhead.

by German Shyster May 24, 2007

sithy

Little used Northern England slang for "see thee," meaning "see you"

"Oreet Ben. How are you today?"
"Can't talk, I'm afraid. I have to run."
"OK, sithy later."

by MAT86 January 29, 2008