bar shark

a pushy guy who tries to pick up on every woman in a bar whether they're with someone or not.

"Oh jeez...bar shark on your left - don't look at him. Just pretend he's not even there if he starts talking."

by maikelyeremy September 11, 2009

photo sharking

The act of secretly taking pictures of someone without their knowledge and uploading it to Facebook. Usually with a sarcastic remark, or worst, no caption...letting the image speak for itself.

I was photo sharking the freaks at WalMart today. I can't believe some people actually leave the house looking like that.

by jabber jaws January 22, 2011

flak shark

They are the soldiers that are commanded by the Fearsome Sturgeon General.

We are being attacked by Flak Sharks, Damn you Sturgeo

by Borntokill November 19, 2013

Blanket shark

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.

I could tell he liked my new crotchless panties by the size of his enormous blanket shark.

by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

Reggae shark

Reggae shark is real
He had a band with the seals

Reggae shark dont want to harm ya
He just wants your ganja

by bigpeepee420 April 26, 2019

Deku Shark

so a Deku Shark is Deku a anime character from my hero academia and a shark whice makes a Deku Shark it is super cute and it is good for killing your enemies

(my friend g.... and I made it up)

Me "Ima feed my brother to the deku sharks" Sarikong "yay

by MintOrange September 19, 2019

Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!

God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!

by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018