Selfie

An orphan's family portrait.

Few things sadder than a selfie...

by Disasterbator August 6, 2022

sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.

So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.

by Amh585 March 24, 2017

Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.

We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

selfie

when someone have just as much brain cells as chromosomes!

a selfie is dumb

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.

That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.

by SmellyBear November 30, 2016

Selfie 503

A selfie that will turn another person on. Usually on Hinge you have the option prompt to pick Selfie #503 for your photo’s. This would have to be the hottest selfie on your profile.

“Hey what about him, he looks so hot in his selfie”

“Ouu- That’s his Selfie 503, I’d let him do ungodly things to me”

by planether August 20, 2024

selfie

a photo or a picture that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a camera on the smartphone and shared on the social networks.

My friend and I taked a selfie yesterday.
Elsa is alway taking her selfie in our class.

by Takeshi2k8 July 5, 2022