Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.
by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022
Get the Corned Sausagemug. Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.
by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011
Get the Sausage Rockmug. Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!
Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!
by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008
Get the SAUSAGE IN THE CANmug. by Urik Hunt July 10, 2016
Get the Bunnings Sausagemug. items needed: toothpick/popsicle sticks, sausages/hot dogs, maple syrup, condoms
put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody's lawn.
put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody's lawn.
after giving one of her students an F on the quiz yesterday, Ms. Halls woke up to a sausage invasion.
by trojan-man November 9, 2009
Get the sausage invasionmug. Dylan: Hey buddy :)
Jake: Dude are you serious?
Dylan: What do you mean? :(
Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.
Jake: Dude are you serious?
Dylan: What do you mean? :(
Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.
by Jim Richalds. September 16, 2009
Get the sausage textermug. A walking sausage is a girl resembling a sausage. Usually found on a couch with a gatorade, wearing a push-up bra.
by coolerthanmrt February 7, 2010
Get the Walking Sausagemug.