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Corned Sausage

Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.
I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out
by Xx_Cr33p3r_M4n_xX April 30, 2022
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Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.
Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.
by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011
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SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!
Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!
by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008
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Bunnings Sausage

A sexual encounter between 2 or more adult males in the car park of a Bunnings Warehouse.
What'd you get up to Sunday? "Just had a Bunnings Sausage with a guy from Grindr
by Urik Hunt July 10, 2016
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sausage invasion

items needed: toothpick/popsicle sticks, sausages/hot dogs, maple syrup, condoms

put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody's lawn.
after giving one of her students an F on the quiz yesterday, Ms. Halls woke up to a sausage invasion.
by trojan-man November 9, 2009
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sausage texter

a straight male who texts another straight male strictly for a converstaion or to just "talk".
Dylan: Hey buddy :)

Jake: Dude are you serious?

Dylan: What do you mean? :(

Jake: Im not a sausage texter bro. You know this.
by Jim Richalds. September 16, 2009
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Walking Sausage

A walking sausage is a girl resembling a sausage. Usually found on a couch with a gatorade, wearing a push-up bra.
"You look like a walking sausage"
"Go drink some gatorade, walking sausage"
by coolerthanmrt February 7, 2010
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