sand possum

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.

Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.

by cornbear June 27, 2017

jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 6, 2018

Sand Lobster

An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.

"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."

"Mm. I like it."

"I don't like sand..."

"Yeah dude."

by RippinAss62 July 20, 2021

sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

Sand Friend

See Sand Nigger - for use in front of other people.

You fucking sand friend

by No Salad December 31, 2020

Sand rats

A rat that blends into the sand and runs around. Explains many sand mysteries. You must feed them or they will get you.

Girl: let’s go to the beach!
Me: no! The sand rats might get us!

by Rat educator June 29, 2021

Leaning on sand

Expression used when somebody is relying on something unstable to hold up his/her argument or point of view.

Guy: "Hey pal, I'd love to agree with you but you're clearly leaning on sand, there."

Pal: "Whatever guy, I know I'm right."

by Lvei P March 12, 2022