reach out to myself

A euphemism for masterbation.

This is a common grammatical mistake for the phrase, “reach out to me” in corporate culture.

I couldn’t find a date so I guess I’m gonna just reach out to myself tonight.

by DetroitDoug June 14, 2020

Ratcheese

a stinky man or woman who lives off of cockroaches, flies, and feces to pass by everyday life.

Yoo, did you see that Ratcheese over there?

Yeah, I saw him, he's ugly and stinky.

by CaptainChemo July 7, 2022

Mississippi Reach around

an action of physical activity in which ones' partner reaches towards the genitalia while performing other various sexual actions, commonly associated with those of dutch-indonesian and partial white descent. A "daniel" refers to the person(s) whom are attracted to such actions of firm grasping of their genital area (penis and/or vagina)

Michael: Hey Daniel how was the mississippi reach around?
Daniel: It was great Mike, i really found myself to love that action... hey mike?
Michael: Yes daniel?
Daniel: May i have a mississippi reach around?

by Brownsugar69 September 4, 2013

Typical ratchet 6th grader

A short mexican girl with a weave, booty shorts, bad spelling and other things that make them a ugly ass potato with hair extensions. Also, the typical ratchet 6th grader includes still saying "or nah," and a Shitty Instagram with song lyrics as the caption of every fucking selfie.

"Destiny is such a slut"

"Don't worry she's just a typical ratchet 6th grader"

by Really ugly ass nigga December 12, 2014

Spider Monkey Reach Around

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowboy and you reach around her to stimulate her clit.

"Yeah, last night I gave her a spider monkey reach around. She loved it."

by Shortank April 6, 2013

Upper Class Ratchet

While "ratchet" has to do with someone from the ghetto, "Upper Class Ratchet" is a rich daddy's girl who wants her entire life to be a fairy tale. She wants to live in a mansion, meet her prince charming, and have only the finest things in life. She is usually very snobby and thinks the world owes her a debt of gratitude.

Madelyn: What is Rachel doing?
Joanne: She's fighting with another rich bitch over a $30,000 Gucci handbag.
Madelyn: That is SO Upper Class Ratchet.
Joanne: Totally. That snob needs a reality check!!

by lucaseddie April 17, 2014

reach around

the act of stimulating your partner's phallus during or after anal sex (Usually, given as a reward).

Poot and his friend were lying naked on a black, leather couch. The friend said "I'm tired of catching. Let me pitch for a change...I'll even give you a reach around." Poot responded with "Bitch, I don't get reach arounds. I give them!"

by Chilidogger August 1, 2011