by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016

A person who lacks an appropriate reasoning skill that makes them incapable of differentiating a falsehood from reality.
Retard 1: The earth is flat.
Retard 2: Yea I believe that. Also I am not going to conduct any form of experiment to test whether what you said is true or false.
Retard 1: Homosexuality is ok.
Retard 2: Yes preventing society from reproducing is ok, and everybody should become homosexual so we can all die out before the next generation begins.
Retard: The media is pushing an agenda, so I am going to blindly believe that agenda.
Muslim Retard: The Quran instructs me to kill people who leave my religion, people who believe in a polytheistic religion, people who do not join my religion, people who believe in other single theistic religions like myself. Also since murder has been ingrained in my mind since birth, we should all probably start killing eachother in the middle east for no reason. This is the work of God salamalenko. Alah Huakbar. Jihad, we must struggle together brother. Here strap this vest on and go kill yourself, but you will also kill 50 other muslims, so it's ok.
Retard 2: Yea I believe that. Also I am not going to conduct any form of experiment to test whether what you said is true or false.
Retard 1: Homosexuality is ok.
Retard 2: Yes preventing society from reproducing is ok, and everybody should become homosexual so we can all die out before the next generation begins.
Retard: The media is pushing an agenda, so I am going to blindly believe that agenda.
Muslim Retard: The Quran instructs me to kill people who leave my religion, people who believe in a polytheistic religion, people who do not join my religion, people who believe in other single theistic religions like myself. Also since murder has been ingrained in my mind since birth, we should all probably start killing eachother in the middle east for no reason. This is the work of God salamalenko. Alah Huakbar. Jihad, we must struggle together brother. Here strap this vest on and go kill yourself, but you will also kill 50 other muslims, so it's ok.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 19, 2019

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by Nan yeeter December 26, 2019

Used to describe the assholes who write definitions for their own or someone else's name to either suck their own dick or to bitch about someone they hate.
Retard: Amy: Some stuck up whore who obviously thinks that she's better than everyone and-
The rest of the internet: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The rest of the internet: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Dat1guy69 August 30, 2015

when a situation becomse stressful or annoying one often goes "this is retarded"
Most of the people that play starcraft
anyone 8-14
Most of the people that play starcraft
anyone 8-14
GOD DAMNIT THIS FUCKING BOSS IS SO RIGGED. THIS GAME IS RETARDED
basically anyone that plays the game starcraft or its expansion
elementary school kids, middle school kids, highschool freshmen
basically anyone that plays the game starcraft or its expansion
elementary school kids, middle school kids, highschool freshmen
by The urban linguist July 29, 2005

it's an ableist slur that affects autistic people and other learning disabilities, it's often used as a synonym for "stupid" which implies all autistic/neurodivergent people are stupid. and no, they're very much not. albert einstein is theorised to be autistic and many autistic people have average or above average iq. so using it as a synonym for "stupid" shows off just how uneducated those kinds of people really are! it used to be a medical term, but it has never been used in a positive way, this is the kind of slur that should not be reclaimed. (yes, i shouldn't be reclaiming it either, but i'm only making this since all the other definitions for this are so terrible and it hurts my autistic soul to read them.)
i'm using retard for educational purposes only, as much as it is good to spread this information around it sucks that i also have to say the word for people to understand this
by eboybur June 11, 2022
