retard room

where all the retards are taught, they like to bunch them together so they won't harm normal people.

We're going past the retard room, the brains of the school.

check the note of sarcasm.

by chloerose444 February 18, 2009

Reptard

A person that believes that many world leaders and heads of state are in fact blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilians from another star system and are involved in a massive conspiracy to enslave humanity.

A believer that malevolent reptilian humanoids rule the world.

"Man, when you say stuff like that, you sound like a reptard."

by PGenius February 3, 2012

Urban dictionary retard

some one who makes random words up, bums off them and posts them on urban dictionary filling it up with bullshit making them selves feel special

Guy 1:dude imagine some one reaching into ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term

unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s

by eggsandbeans June 30, 2009

Retard

1. Word used to describe someone who is stupid and NOT someone who suffers from a mental disability. You can use it to describe a person who has a fully formed brain, but keeps fucking up.
2. Only an ignorant jackass would call someone who is mentally handicapped a retard.
3. Only a retard (see above) would be upset simply by the use of the word retard.

Sarah Palin is a retard; her son Trig is not.

by Get_It_Straight December 11, 2010

retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight

Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm

by retard alarm March 28, 2016

recardo reid

Smooth with the women has a very big dick and can fuck u very good, also eats the pussy like strawberry ice cream

Recardo Reid

by Franklin williams July 15, 2016

Retard circus

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look

"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"

by MRAzang January 5, 2017