4 quarters

Four quarters is when the world is going to end and evil takes over the world. If your name is four letters you are to blame for 4 quarters!

you are the reason for 4 quarters!

by foforyu December 29, 2008

quarterback sneak

When your doing a chick from behind and you stick your thumb up her brown-eye, then unexpectedly spin her around and wipe the crap under each of her eyes to make her look like a quarterback; hence a quarterback sneak.

Dude, I met this chick named Stacy at the club last night. I totally brought her back to my place and gave her a quarterback sneak. Then I threw her cloths out in the middle of the street so she would run out with crap on her face.

by Squatting Dog March 18, 2008

quarter pound

An action in which two inebriated individuals knuckle pound one another's fist, with little or no effort. To do so, one must relax the hand to a point where little energy is consumed. Followed thereby with but a light tap of the individuals' knuckles. Thus, a knuckle pound with but a quarter of the energy used regularly.
*Works best whilst in a smoke-filled automobile

Post-script: The use of the word 'dyep' after the quarter pound is used in the most extraordinary of cases.

Chris: Damn that was some good pudo
Jordan: Yeah, that shit was good too..
<laughter>
Chris: Quarter pound that shit menh
<the quarter pound>
Chris: Dyep.
Jordan: Dyep.

by ETSN March 27, 2007

barbershop quartet

Similar to the "Abe Lincoln", the barbershop quartet involves an individual or a group of individuals ejaculating into the face of the "victim" before having a bag of pre trimmed pubic hair thrown onto the victim's defiled face. The men then procede to quickly don red and white striped hats and sing a brief song in four part harmony. In situations with only one man present, friends need to be called in and hidden before the act, ready to jump out to accompany their buddy.

Rob: Holy shit, she sure was surprised when you guys came out of the closet when I hit her with that bag of pubes.

Tony: Yeah, and Carl's soprano was fantastic!

John: That sure was one barbershop quartet for the books.

by Kalem January 10, 2008

no quarters

A respectable hustler does not accept loose change, only bills

I won't take no quarters from you, damn crackhead!

by Papa_ January 2, 2008

system quarterback

Quarterbacks who "won" Super Bowls (though they don't deserved to) because they benefited from being around highly taleneted teammates.

Tom Brady, Terry Bradshaw, Troy Aikman, Trent Dilfer

by John Madden February 23, 2005

Quarter Turn

It's when you grab a girl by her neck and turn it a quarter of the way around when she gets out of line. Usually used in the middle of the night or in public places. Usually you would enjoy screaming while doing it so she knows you mean business.

Louisha backed talked at McDonald so I Gave that bitch at quarter turn in line.

by Dan Bolton December 24, 2004