pokemon duel

RNG

come one man.... miss again?! All RNG man. This game man! Stupid pokemon duel

by Divani_NL June 14, 2017

pokemon sleep

something that will never happen

pokemon sleep is a game that help sleep

by The Not Sleeper May 17, 2022

pokemon drugs

Hallucinations of pokemon fighting each other.

Yo bro are you on some pokemon drugs?

by Blueberri March 4, 2022

pokemon

The time when you are a 8 year old grinding I don't know a Magicarp to level 100.

*Setting, Toys R Us* Hey you! ya you you fellow 9 year old boomer, I challenge you to a Pokemon fight with my level 39 Charizard that only knows fire type attacks.

by Nacho Cheese Man February 14, 2022

Pokemon

A game series where 10 year olds shove monsters into tiny balls and make them kill eachother for sport.

Mum: Dennis! What the hell are you doing?
Dennis: Im trying to get this dog into this Pokéball!
Mum: this isn't pokemon! It's real life!

by Sornock May 3, 2023

pokemon cards

the best fucking thing since animals

im better at pulling good pokemon cards

by p.t.cacaplomface June 2, 2024

Going full Pokemon

When having sex, at the point of climax you call your own name out loud

Josh: "So what did you and Jessica do last night?"

Nick: "We fucked, and apparently when she cums she likes Going full Pokemon."

by Cum-filled_Curlia March 13, 2019