blen-phettio

An exquisite queer-light cuisine for the bottom. Salty aftertaste.

Holter tested the blen-phettio with an exquisite maneuvering thrust. He daintly dabbed at his soiled cheek, feeling quite phettio.

by Devbrook July 27, 2022

brad pitt

the hottest man alive

dude 1, i like brad pit
dude 2, fr?
dude 1, yea
dude 2, sick
dude 1, cool
dude 2, brad pitt is a good acotr

by vtghljghdf October 26, 2022

Stew-pitt

1.)Your mind when it is at risk of boiling over with seemingly infinte quantities of genius ideas.

To mere mortals these ideas may seem incomprehensible and "stewpit".

2.)A moshpit that is moving in a circular motion and is about to boil over with the hot sweat of countless roving bodies.

1.) When I smoked that J a billion brilliant ideas flooded my mind. The waters of the flood soon began to boil as the unbridled energy of countless unborn ideas stoked the fires of my mind. My mind was a real stew-pitt.

2.) The stew-pitt was so hot and wet I felt as if I was about to be boiled alive.

by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023

mini pittakionotrypophobia

The fear of small circular stickers.

“What phobias do you have?”

“Dawg, I got mad mini pittakionotrypophobia..”

by frankoceanfan73 July 17, 2023

Ricardinho Pitt

Ricardinho Pitt is the name of the legend, that there is somewhere in this world a man so manly, so alpha male and so beautiful that he can penetrate woman's vulvas just by thinking about it. Legend says, he has the highest body count the world has ever seen, making Rasputin look like an absolute amateur.

His morning ritual is to send his screening Instagram messages to countless females around the area, looking for another chance to fool them into thinking he is the man of their children, when in reality, he's the highest form of a gigolo.

This extraordinary creature has never before seen ability to mate with the ugliest females, even when sober. Lastly, Ricardinho Pitt is a man who will not tolerate other man's lack of manlihood.

Girl: "Hi"
Guy: "I think I'm gonna Ricardinho Pitt her..."

by fabiofcferreira May 18, 2023

Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton

I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole

by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024

bottomless pittance

Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.

I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.

by QuacksO October 7, 2024