The mental state of a man while pacing around the house or elsewhere, with a fully erect penis. Typically leads to very bad judgment and poor decisions.
"Dude why were you caught in your front yard masturbating"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
"I wasn't thinking straight, I was all peckerized"
by CatFocks August 04, 2022
by real boyye September 30, 2014
Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"
by mantha6057 October 05, 2008
When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz
by polarbeartruffle April 22, 2024
Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022
When you are having sexual intercourse with the hole in a bird house and a bird pecks your pecker (penis) and you get a cut
Me: dude my dick hurts so bad
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
Mike: what’d you do bro
Me: I got the worst peckers peck last night from diseased grandmas birdhouse
Mike: how many times do I have to tell you to stop fucking bird houses
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 25, 2019
The additional piss that falls from your dick when forgetting to shake it off, which usually drips onto the pants of the victim leaving a stain looking like your pecker just druled and for everyone at the party to humiliate you.
"SHIT! i got some pecker drule on my jeans, i guess i'll just wait in the bathroom until that shit dries up, wheres my natty light."
Victim-"Yoo look, i got some pecker drule on my jeans... pleassse don't tell anyone man, that shit is embarrassing!"
Friend-"Heyyyy everyone, look, this little bitch over here forgot to shake his dick( 3 times only, any more shakes and your beating off) and got pecker drule all over himself."
Victim-"You asshole"
Victim-"Yoo look, i got some pecker drule on my jeans... pleassse don't tell anyone man, that shit is embarrassing!"
Friend-"Heyyyy everyone, look, this little bitch over here forgot to shake his dick( 3 times only, any more shakes and your beating off) and got pecker drule all over himself."
Victim-"You asshole"
by Draggggs April 19, 2011