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Penguin Pecker

Short fat man, with tiny pecker, who waddles when he walks.
by JLDub November 9, 2023
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Pecker lick

Someone who is obviously a looser or a "chicken". Someone who will not "go with the crowd" or will not "jump of the bridge because everyone else is doing it and having fun" or just simply someone who ruins all the fun and licks pecker.
*"Don't be a pecker lick!!!"
*" I don't mean to be a pecker lick, I just love sucking the fun out of everything. Sorry everyone."
by Kandace0508 February 21, 2009
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Pussy-pecker

One who uses their tongue, chin, or nose as a pecking device - similar to that of a woodpecker - to stimulate a woman's (or animal's) pussy.
There's nothing like blowing your nose the day after a good pussy-pecking.
I heard Mike is a pussy-pecker.
I'm fixin' to go out to the barn and give that werecow a pussy-peckin'.
by - The NonGoggleGuy - April 24, 2019
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Pecker Jockey

A person who runs around aimlessly with no purpose or direction in life.
Look at that pecker jockey joking around. He’s not paying attention and he’s not getting anything done.
by Haynuh_Maydee February 24, 2024
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Three peckered puppies

A dog that has been violated by Joe Biden.
When Joe's best friend Steve let's his 3 peckered puppies red rocket absolutely destroy your spinkter ring.

Joe had a very best friend named scuba Steve that would love to show his 3 peckered puppies red rockets off to anyone that was in sight.

Maria can't get the feeling of what those red rockets felt like from Steve's three peckered puppies all crammed in her swollen rotten.
by Howdy doody's wooden balls September 28, 2021
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Pecker Pouncer

My friend Alyssa is such a pecker pouncer I can't take her around men.
by Chris Heather July 3, 2011
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top pecker

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