The inherent contradiction that exists in an Eastern European Muslim - caused by the conflict between the islamic aversion to alcohol, nicotine, and sexual promiscuity, and the Eastern European ego need for such things.
Richard: Hey why does Andrew Tate smoke cigars, drink alcohol, and fuck random women? Isn't he a muslim?
Joseph: It's Digsby's Paradox, bro.
Joseph: It's Digsby's Paradox, bro.
by Dr. Digsby April 16, 2024
Get the Digsby's Paradoxmug. I was paradoxing today from my iPhone and my iPad and the server froze because it didn’t know which one to send first.
by Remco Pardeau March 4, 2019
Get the Paradoxingmug. When a black person are always bound to find themselves in a relationship with someone of the opposite race, typically a white person. It is typically uncommon for people caught in this paradox to date another black person.
Andre: Man, all my past relationship has been with White Women.
Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.
Cole: Sounds like you’re caught in the Shonda Rhimes Paradox, my friend.
by BOI64 February 4, 2021
Get the The Shonda Rhimes Paradoxmug. A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
Get the Bari Mahir Paradoxmug. When somebody would loose their mind, they wouldnt be able to know, because they wouldnt be able to find it back.
Therefore, when somebody says that they lost their mind, it is unlikely that they did.
Also, asking someone if they lost their mind is quite a futile question.
Therefore, when somebody says that they lost their mind, it is unlikely that they did.
Also, asking someone if they lost their mind is quite a futile question.
by ChrizzleTheWhizzle September 16, 2019
Get the the lost mind paradoxmug. Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.
Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
by snake plisskent June 2, 2020
Get the Hypocrisy Paradoxmug. i have a ball
i break it
i put the broken pieces back together
there are now two distinct balls
how the fuck
i break it
i put the broken pieces back together
there are now two distinct balls
how the fuck
the banach-tarski paradox is theoretical
by iiodx July 4, 2025
Get the banach-tarski paradoxmug.