a boy who has ability to make all who dare to know him fall in love, he is not a fan of lasagna but loves sushi, shrimp and women with non bitchy attributes and hates people with "big dick energy" who have no reason to be that confident. he is very handsome, sweet, has the best personality and is one of a kind. the only thing bad about him is that there is only one and he's taken :(
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Get the Owen’s Law mug.Owen Pilmer is fucking hot asf and is one of the finest men to walk the planet. He has the best sense of humour and is a gentleman. However, he could work on being more over protective like Hardin Scott because that’s hot, he also needs to get a better sense of style, other than that. He definitely could have my kids or more realistically be my boyf in the near future.
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