Oral Sex

A universal and extremely stable unit for non-cash trading

I had an oral sex to get that role.
I had an oral sex to give a lecture in this institute.

by fizteh April 24, 2020

Oral clutching

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.

Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”

by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021

Oral Shipment

When you french kiss another person but you fold your tongue in half to form a vector, if you will, for your gum into their mouth

"Tanner gave me an 'oral shipment' and I puked. :/"
"John was a pretty good kisser but then he gave me an 'oral shipment'."

by bethany_esda February 28, 2019

meme oral

When the you actually have no clue what to do so you suck off a meme

That was some great meme oral.

by Jimmy Jones and the Ass Crew August 6, 2017

Oral Roberts

A reference to the Oral Roberts men's college basketball team making it farther in the 2021 NCAA tournament than anyone thought they would.

If a guys scores a blow job from a female that his buddies didn't think he had a chance with, he got a "Oral Roberts"

Did you hear Jimmy got a Oral Roberts for that hot chick?

by Batdog444 March 27, 2021

oral tradition

A long history of giving blowjobs dat dates far back into one's ancestry.

If a guy is bashful about letting a girl suck on his juicy cock, she could try wheedling him by explaining dat it's a long-standing oral tradition in her family, and thus she would not want to break said "heritage".

by QuacksO July 29, 2024

oral argument

A squabble whereby you require your opponent to give you a blowjob at da same time as he/she is presenting his side of da dispute.

One of da main advantages of an oral argument is dat you don't even hafta listen to your opponent's whiny monologue because he/she unavoidably has his/her mouth --- shall we say --- "otherwise occupied" at da time. What you can then do is to eventually suggest dat said grumbler engage in "regular" sex wif you in order to both satisfy your "pleasure me while telling me your side of da disagreement" stipulation and free up his/her mouth to do da yacking. Naturally he/she may not wish to do so, and thus he/she may just allow you to win said dispute without further debate, since said concession may seem less offensive/upsetting/humiliating than submitting his/her pelvis to you.

by QuacksO July 2, 2021