ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.
"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"
by D. Gould April 09, 2006
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The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.
If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."
by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006
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Ten year old

A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.
Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)
by xHilarious iFunny January 11, 2015
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ten sheets to the wind

1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)

2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch
1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.

Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!

2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?

Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.
by hans2663 January 22, 2009
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Having no available cash to spend
Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'
by Woody Thomas January 15, 2006
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Ten Wheel Drive

An awesome band that was active between 1968 and 1974. Ten Wheel Drive was formed in New Jersey by Genya Ravan, Aram Schefrin, and Michael Zager. They released four albums, which are worth finding if you don't have them. Check out a vintage record shop or iTunes... trust me. Ten Wheel Drive nicely blends jazz, blues, soul, and good old rock. Ten Wheel drive is not to be missed!!!
Hey baby, put on that Ten Wheel Drive song for me.
by *Gurl-w-Curls* December 05, 2006
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Ten percent days

A mandatory day off from work that is associated with a 10% cut in pay. Common for companies who desire to cut payroll costs due to a downturn in business without laying people off.
Pig Fucker: I'd offer you a nip, but I know that tomorrow is a weekday, and you have to be able to get up early to go to work.

Numbnuts: Don't worry about it. Tomorrow is one of my ten percent days.
by Garage Dweller May 22, 2009
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