slimming

Boast about something one has not accomplished or exaggerate.

-Dude she is kinda cute... you know her?
-Bro of course I know her I was with her once at a party and we drank together...
-Dude, you're slimming again

by SlimSlayer69 May 10, 2024

Slim Jim Juice

cum, semen, jizz, sperm, wiener juice, man juice, spunk, skeet, penis milk, male ejaculation.

When he had sex with her, a big huge geyser of slim jim juice came out of his slim jim.

by Minecraft1238 January 18, 2019

Slim slam

To bait and switch

She slim slammed me. She told me one thing expected and then in same breathe gave me bad news.

by Kobabe November 21, 2017

slim ricky

A small thin penis

Bro he’s showing off but we all know he has a slim ricky

by Acappuccino12 February 19, 2018

Slim-Bob

A bad fake or a knock off. Not as good as the original Slim Jim. Cheap and fake substitution.

“Man he really acts like a good guy, but we all know he is a Slim-Bob.”
“Agreed. He is just putting on an act, but I guess whatever floats their boat. L”

by Slim-Bob October 19, 2017

Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Slim Eddie

Edible marijuana that does not work very well

How was that edible marijuana, Fran.

Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018