road sweeper

when someone is giving you head so you turn their entire body CLOCKWISE with their tongue out so they clean your hairs at the same time, if they get dizzy then turn them anticlockwise

what did you and Stephany get up to last night
I gave Stephany the road sweeper

by Lil_fiddler February 22, 2021

Road Hit

Smoking a hit of weed as you/right before you leave.

I took a Road Hit before I hit the road!

by TheFiend138 April 12, 2016

road clamming

The female version of road head. The act of when a man or woman goes down on a woman while driving.

Gwen was driving and told her boyfriend to start road clamming her because she wanted to get off.

by Jbortion May 29, 2018

Spoon in the Road

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood

"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"

by EMF0X June 7, 2018

on da road

around and about; in town.
often said when referring to self in 3rd person.

Jim: Jim is on da road.

by Imogenus April 4, 2009

Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.

1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."

by Croganizer March 1, 2014

road titties

Road Titties, are dome shaped objects that are used as physical road markers, used to manage HOV lanes without damaging vehicle paint; as well as to aggressively discourage changing lanes at an accelerated speed.

if you change lanes now, these road titties will demolish your suspension!

by ChameleonicX October 11, 2019