it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

Wreckin decks and gettin sex(aka: wreckin sex)

The awesome drink me and my friend concocted one night while watching law and order.

1 shot of rum(or whatever you feel appropriate)
2/3 cup sweet tea
3/4 cup cranberry juice
1/8 cup rasberry flavoring syrup

warning: don't smell or taste until all ingredients are added.

This drink is suprisingly good so try it please

Matt: hey what's up Ginny?
Ginny: oh not much, just sippin on my wreckin decks and gettin sex(aka: wreckin sex)

Matt: nice! You must be trying to ge laid tonight!

Ginny: you bet your ass I am!

by Dj drizzle ft buck nasty September 13, 2009

National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day

June 26 is National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day were you would go and deck them in the head it will only be valid if June 26 is last day of school

Mike: why did you deck maya in the head
Kingston: because it’s National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day
Mike: oh ok

by lil_day_day June 17, 2019

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by datboi101lol March 8, 2021

Fetch the deck

Rubbing the balls during a sexual act.

Baby please fetch the deck while sacking my dick

by Fetch the Deck September 3, 2016

samantha deck

A awesome friend who you grow up with who has the best personality without knowing it, while also being very cute. She is a quite while being loud, funny and awesome, if you are unsatisfied dating her, then you shall never be satisfied.

Wow Samantha deck is so awesome

by random guy none know February 15, 2015

Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022