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Part of an angry instruction that usually precedes a barroom brawl or amateurish street fight. It is usually part of an imperative beginning with: Eat my…; Suck my…, or, Bite my…; depending on regional preferences.

If you ever hear this either leave the area immediately or duck because the chairs are about to start flying.
Fuck you, motherfucker! Eat my nuts.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 15, 2022
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Lord Nuxanor

Lord Nuxanor is the first of three comings of our Lord and savior LORD Twigo-sama, savior of worlds and breaker of languages. All hail Lord Nuxanor-sama, breaker of languages and savior of Fairy tale
Fooru metal alchemisto baruzohuudo was made by Lord Nuxanor-sama, breaker of languages and savior of Fairy tale
by Moronical November 6, 2019
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Nur

Nur means light and it's exactly that she brings to your life, everything is better with Nur around, jokes, games, mistakes, doesn't matter.
She will carry hard.

She is someone you can trust and have serious conversation with and then do the derpiest things moments later. All girls should aspire to be like her. A sheer pleasure to have in your life.

Get a Nur in your life, guaranteed improvement.

Ray approved.
Yesss, Nur is comming over today. Gonna be great!
by The StingRay January 1, 2019
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Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!
by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016
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Nudery

Zapp Brannigan's term denoting nakedness.
Take no note of my nudery!
by letithappen88 August 25, 2015
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nut guppy

A co-worker who is always hanging off the boss's nut sack.
Look at JJ in the boss's office, that guy is such a fuckin nut guppy.
by jjredcorn January 5, 2017
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Cost per Nut (CPN)

Cost per Nut (CPN) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, “Which woman is hotter?”

In its simplest form:

CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)

MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.

Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie “I prefer blondes”, “I like big butts”, “I’m a boob man”, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.

Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears “I don’t do that”, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply aren’t confronted with such automatic barriers.

CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response “You can’t put a price on love!” This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much “love” costs per month.

In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
"Hey Bro! I think they’re both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"

"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost per Nut (CPN). Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 10, 2023
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