hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.

Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.

by unixfreak October 29, 2022

Hotdog sandwich

A neurotic drug addicted person o

Dude, that mother fucker is too far gone.

Yeah he's a real hotdog sandwich

by Sausage poophole June 27, 2021

hotdog slap

when a guys penis hits a girl in the face

ow did you just hotdog slap me?

by teh bous May 18, 2016

Loaded Brazilian Hotdog

Step 1: A Brazilian gets down on all fours.
Step 2: Spread the vagina and butt cheeks and take a shit in both.
Step 3: You and a partner insert a "hotdog" into both orifices.
Step 4: Mix the "chili" thoroughly

Step 5: Enjoy

She really wasn't very hungry after she had just enjoyed a Loaded Brazilian Hotdog.

by mbmikey February 22, 2022

British Hotdog

The act of placing ones penis inside of a man/womans asshole and then tossing yourself off inside their rectum.

Hey honey, can we try a british hotdog tonight?

by L1ttle J1mmy May 1, 2018

Hamburger hotdogged

To respond to a positive statement about one thing with an exaggerated, often absurd accusation of negativity towards an unrelated thing. This reaction often stems from the assumption that the omission of any opinion on the latter inherently implies disapproval or dislike. It originates from the example below about hamburgers and hotdogs:

Person A: "I love hamburgers."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE HOTDOGS?"

Person A: "I love democrats."

Person B: "WHY DO YOU HATE REPUBLICANS?"

Person A: "Wow, I didn't even say that. I've just been hamburger hotdogged again!"

by Dazza477 February 25, 2025

Hotdogging

Hotdogging is the act of placing a penis between the ass cheeks and pressing them against it -- sliding it between them in order to reach sexual satisfaction.

Alex: Hey babe, ever thought about hotdogging?
Sam: Hotdogging? That sounds kinky. What are you thinking?
Alex: I think it’d be hot to slide between your cheeks and see where it takes us.
Sam: Mmm, now you’ve got me excited. Let’s definitely try it.

by SoftboyRobbie June 26, 2024