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Hippie Geezer

An aging 60's radical. Drives a VW bus or Prius to the Whole Foods. Is balding but has a pony tail. Quite possibly has a child in their 40's named Moonbeam or Song. Belongs to the AARP and the ACLU.
Mary and her hippie geezer husband considered moving to Canada when Bush was elected.
by kintari June 11, 2009
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waffle hippie

A hippie who indulges themselves in a pile of waffles. You may find one at your local Waffle House bargaining the waitresses for waffles by the dozen. On rare occasions, the hippie will smoke a bowl then consume very large quantities of waffles thereafter.
A waffle hippie walks into Waffle House and orders large quantities of waffles.
by iTim2012 November 30, 2009
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Hippie Cabbage

by Skkeeezer October 7, 2009
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contemporary hippie

Someone who still believes in saving the planet but understands that it cant be done in the traditional ways.

They believe in peace and love, but also in protecting themselves if the situation calls for it.

They also shower and have a job.
But they still smoke weed.

And they believe in gun rights.
"Who are those freaks protesting the Feroe Island in Denmark's annual slaughter of Calderon dolphins that are on the list of extinction that we so carelessly pay little attention too through new and initiative ways?"
"Its those damn contemporary hippies."
by Solarisrenideo June 15, 2012
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dirty hippie

The term has meant different things over the decades, from an insult towards the 60's founders to Phish Phans who were literally "dirty"and needed a shower. I see it different now.

What I see is someone who is the opposite of "real". Instead growing up and facing themselves with love and acceptance, , they hide behind their ability to manipulate, use, and/or imitate the "hippie" based culture and use it as and excuse to avoid responsibility and accountability on near every level., This character is really just a mooch in a hemp wearing, dreadlock flailing shell. They inevitably wear out their stay everywhere or get discovered for their inconsistency to be honest, true, genuine or self-contolled. Our society makes lots of these now, and while the shell persona may be diffenerent, the issues are still the same. Lack f accountability, and ownership of theri lives leaves them stagnant until they change,
"He was on my couch for 2 months, didn't help out at all, bummed the whole time and then somehow I was and asshole when I caught him stealing some stuff from my wife. No more Dirty Hippies!"
by StonerDudeBuzzingAlon May 27, 2016
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techno hippie

a modern version of the 60's stereotype, the techno hippie is left wing idealist,usually university educated, in a low income job, has multiple tattos, piercings and strange muilt-colured hair styles.

socially, the techno hippie attends out-door festivals and illegal rave parties, where large ammounts of drugs are consumed.
also spends much time playing computergames and surfing, both the net and waves.
the people who buy the disk from neo, at the beggining of the film 'matrix'
by matty June 19, 2004
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Hippy Club

A venue where one can venture to conduct many activities. The most notable are hunt the grunt, yeti spotting, alabama sledgehammering, shit-nugget dodging, spaghetti legging, cincinatti bow-tie-ing, generally sweating, drinking and fighting. Basically all things good in life.
Hippy Club Bouncer: How much have you had to drink?
Patron 1: 15 beers
Bouncer: Sorry, no entering the Hippy Club tonight.
(parton one leaves, terribly disappointed)
Bouncer: How much have you had to drink?
Patron 2: Ahh... 3 beers
Bouncer: OK, in you go
Patron 2: Yeeessssss! Time to hunt the grunt and get me a cincinatti bow-tie!
by Heratio5 February 19, 2010
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