National ask a boy out day

On November 5th ask a boy out

Girl: Hey would you like to date
Boy: Sure :)
Girl: Yay National ask a boy out day was successful

by Todoroki :) November 2, 2020

national touch grass day

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)

Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*

by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

National kiss a girl day

On April 13th you have to kiss a girl more than 5 seconds and no pecking. Have fun guys/girls 🤣

Oh it’s april 13th kiss a girl because it’s national kiss a girl day

by Muggy123455778 May 26, 2018

National midget day

National midget day is on the 24th October it is a day to celebrate ur short friends instead of picking on them about there height uno bcs short is fiesty nd they will beat yo ass so pattern up

Happy national midget day bro

by The fake Mickey Mouse October 22, 2018

NRI Nationalism

NRI (Non-Resident Indian) Nationalism is defined as expressing "love" for your country, India, while residing abroad by investing in transnational mining corporations based in India and supporting a govt that facilitates clearing of forests and incarcerating dissenters.

Akshay Kumar's nationalism is quite the typical example of NRI Nationalism despite he not having Indian citizenship.

by Class struggle memes June 8, 2019

National give a girl your hoodie day

October 14th is not any other day. It’s give a girl ur hoodie day!! Even if u don’t have a gf, find either ur girl bsf or a regular girl friend and give them your hoodie!

Can I give u my hoodie since this is National give a girl your hoodie day?

by parsley October 13, 2019

National Crush Day

Simple you need to like a person and try and confess to them Friday May 10th

I asked out my girl on National Crush Day

by Johnny Vlogs May 9, 2019