jerk mustard

When you jerk off but piss before cumming

I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her

by Doritoman44 May 28, 2024

Mustard

It is some kind of sauce, but it can also refer to the Incredibox mod where that chubby bee woman and that screaming stampede guy came from.

Hear me out but that I think that bee woman from Mustard is a smash

by ClukrWork November 24, 2024

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

mustard coloured drinking voucher

/mus-terd cul-erd drinc-in vow-cha/

colloquialism of the nounage variety:
An Australian denomination of bank note with a face value of 50 Australian dollars.

Sluring his words, Macka urgently exclaimed ..."Where do ya reckon is the nearest hole in the wall..?,... gota geta nudda cupla mustard coloured drinking vouchers before they fuckin run out of piss"

by uberantielongelical July 2, 2025

Mustard Twitch

When you Hit a amazing Quickscope in Fortnite with the Bolt Action Sniper Rifle

I just pulled A fat Mustard Twitch just now.

by Lemonade Selling Moistmen May 19, 2018

female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in

i just played with my female mustard

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Mustard Mitt

When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.

I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!

by Small_Poxford_Dict November 18, 2022